This is in response to the racist article from Thought Catalog with the same title. If you’re offended, I’ll take it down. Right after Thought Catalog does. I am doing this to bring awareness of how racism against whites has become mainstream.
- D’Antre: shoots his pistol sideways.
- Latrell: pre-ordered NBA 2K17.
- Devon’tae: Calls Donald Trump a racist, can’t back it up with any concrete example.
- Ny-Quon: blames slavery for not finishing high school.
- Noah: can be found on Facebook, Twitter, and adoptuskids.org.
- Antwain: has a fake Rolex, with the chrome layer peeling off.
- Malik: has the latest top-of-the-line basketball shoes, but 3 sizes too large.
- La Mont’e: sends friend requests to white girls.
- Jamal: wears fake brand Beats by Dre headphones.
- Daquan: is still wearing Kanye West’s shutter shade sunglasses.
- Demetrius: has one source of income, his upcoming mixtape.
- Tyrone: threatens to unleash his pitbull on you, complains about negative pitbull stereotypes.
- Dre’Quoine: stole your bike.
- DeShaun: thinks Egyptians were black.
- Dea’Quan: removed his car’s speakers, left only the subwoofer.
- Darnell: shot three rival gang members last year, attends every Black Lives Matter protest.
- Ke’Darius: doesn’t remove his hat’s stickers.
- Daeshon: calls white people whitey.
- Kapone: has a tear drop tattoed next to his eye.
- Moreece: shouts “World Stah World Stah” whenever two people argue.
- Stefphon: gets very salty when losing at FIFA.
- Tahjae: his haircut has stripes.
- Moses: is still wearing Phat Farm apparel.
- Trayvon: provides the whole neighborhood with rap music.
- Jontrell: constantly says “do you know what I mean”, but using only one syllable.
- Tyrieq: wants to become a hip hop star, if that fails, he’ll play professional basketball.
- Keonte: doesn’t consider “it’s just a praaaaank” to be a sufficient excuse.
- Shaquon: wears white mid-calf socks under basketball shorts.
- Jermaine: sits on porch.
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